I always want to make a dirty joke when I hear that phrase.
Anyway yes, all new blog coming soon - which will no longer be me looking into my past in an amusing post-teenage anecdotally colourful manner. No, this blog will now be used as a vessel into which I can spew poorly-written literary ambles portraying nothing more important than documenting my very own quarter-life crisis and panic - due to the fact that I have finally got a terrifying glimpse into something resembling a grasp on my own mortality, and as such I have developed a horrible newfound view of life slowing slipping away whilst I watch it, mystified and bewildered.
As you can see, I have also finally mastered concision and short sentences.
...Coming soon to a laptop near you!
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Anyway yes, all new blog coming soon - which will no longer be me looking into my past in an amusing post-teenage anecdotally colourful manner. No, this blog will now be used as a vessel into which I can spew poorly-written literary ambles portraying nothing more important than documenting my very own quarter-life crisis and panic - due to the fact that I have finally got a terrifying glimpse into something resembling a grasp on my own mortality, and as such I have developed a horrible newfound view of life slowing slipping away whilst I watch it, mystified and bewildered.
As you can see, I have also finally mastered concision and short sentences.
...Coming soon to a laptop near you!
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